January 2011
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
jessicalovesbrian:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
LOL
“Happiness is not a possession to be prized, it is a quality of thought, a state...”
– Daphne Du Maurier (via kari-shma)
fmylife:
Today, I discovered the source of my family’s wealth. Apparently my parents won a lawsuit against Durex 16 years ago. My 16th birthday is in 2 months. FML
somethingintellectual:
The Cranberries - Dreams
...
Watchikilled-siriusblack:
tufondsmoncoeur:
coffincaitlin:
jakeysniper:
callumsunset:
justgina:
poptartsandsexx:
benjibum16:
-billajandro:
breathingnewoxygen:
everysongisaboutsex:
boywithkaleidoscopeeyes:
flashdelirium-:
LITERALLY CRYING
I
CANNOT
FUCKING
BREATHE
gpoy
^
always funny.
OH MY GOODNESS
I so think that I would be like this when I drive!
...
The sexual noises I make when I stretch
“Love is a serious mental disease.”
– Plato (via kari-shma)
29618.) We could be so good together, yet you...
Watchhectorsteve:
Hipster Shore
The eight hippest hipsters in Silverlake strive to live their art, enlighten the masses and pay the rent.
Jersey Shore meets Silverlake/Echo Park. Hipster Shore
“My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib...”
– Johnny Depp (via j33zy)
Guys who still carry your bags, open doors, pull...
guilty-innocence:
But do they exist, thats the thing.
Yes they do.
“You know what it’s like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like...”
– Hitch (2005)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(541): you smelled like vodka, i think that’s why my grandma liked you.
sademarvette:
mysterysongs:
When this song...
Lady Gaga Perfume Will Smell Like Blood And Semen →
uncannie:
They say 60% of the time, it works every time
yuck.
“Your past is just a story. And once you realize this it has no power over you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via downsouthsally)
Watchfuckyeahharajukubarbie:
NICKI MINAJ | ‘Moment 4 Life’ Official Music Video
Haha Nicki is one crazy bitch…love her and Drake though <3
Time on Tumblr passes like:
Time at school passes like:
Everything happens for a reason. That reason...
Watchsetbabiesonfire:
Press play, then click and drag the player.
“If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s...”
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via kari-shma)
What I found reading Taylor Swift's SPEAK NOW...
andamandasays:
The Hidden Messages
TOBY
PORTLAND OREGON
TAY
YOU ALWAYS REGRET WHAT YOU DONT SAY
LOVED YOU FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY
I THOUGHT YOU GOT ME
CMT AWARDS
I MOVED OUT IN JULY
ADAM
YOU THOUGHT I WOULD FORGET
LIFE IS FULL OF LITTLE INTERRUPTIONS
STILL TO THIS DAY
FOREVER AND ALWAYS
FOR YOU
So I guess “Back to December” (#3) really is about Taylor Lautner. And I think “Dear...
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry,...”
– Dean, Blue Valentine (via awhpeaches)
